appdoze
g59 on loop, ida on the other monitor. i take software apart until it admits what it does.
- reverse engineering
- g59
- 18+
about me
i have listened to $uicideboys more than is medically advisable, and i am going to put them on again right now. ruby and scrim have been narrating my entire adult life and i’ve made peace with that. g59 forever.
the rest of me is taking things apart. binaries mostly — i want to know what something actually does versus what its documentation claims, and i’ll sit with a disassembler until the two stories match.
i also spent twenty thousand dollars on a claude subscription. yes, twenty thousand. no, i’m not justifying it. i point it at things that don’t want to be understood and it keeps up, which is the most expensive compliment i’ve ever paid a piece of software. it is the priciest rubber duck in the western hemisphere and it has never once told me to go to bed.
good for: someone who’ll actually explain the mechanism, company at hours when nobody sane is up, and a shared appreciation for music your friends find concerning.
if it has a file format, i want to know what byte 0x40 is for.
rates
- Binary Teardown you bring the sample, we open it together $40
- RE Tutoring static analysis from zero · one hour $30
- Listening Session we put on grey day and say nothing for a while $10
- Late Night Call i'm awake. i'm always awake $18